I made an initial mold of a plastic baby swing added wings for a plane, cast the mold in porcelain slip, glazed and fired the pieces to cone ten oxidation using baby toy colored glazes, and then personalized them with baby clothing sewn and altered into bombs, jets, and propellers. The cloth bombs and propellers are altered footy pajamas and baby ‘onesie’ outfits that belonged to my now three-year-old daughter, as did the baby swing. In current American consumer society, the Petrol-Plastic Industry promotes its politics and policies through an increase in war toys, which are marketed to children and bought by unassuming parents. Although the durability of the plastic material is perfect for childish tantrums and planned obsolescence of objects falling out of favor, plastic is toxic: politically, environmentally, and physically to the human body. Through porcelain, I can reassign these objects a value justified by the memory of childhood, and personalize the toy (as is done by children to their toys and fighter pilots to their planes), through the use of altered baby clothing. The material softens the coldness of the war object and establishes cynical humor about war and the future.